I’m afraid I just blue myself.

I’m afraid I just blue myself.



La Mami and I are savages when it comes to food.

La Mami and I are savages when it comes to food.



Check out this Walking Dead Parody and watch my face get bashed in! 


Thank you @koseyface, @mattayoh18, @tatetots, @sirwook and friends for coming!  (at The Stand)

Thank you @koseyface, @mattayoh18, @tatetots, @sirwook and friends for coming! (at The Stand)


Tonight at 7:30PM at The Stand! Janeane Garofalo, Christian Finnegan, Nick Dipaolo and Me! WHAT!? http://bit.ly/Zz8w6H

Tonight at 7:30PM at The Stand! Janeane Garofalo, Christian Finnegan, Nick Dipaolo and Me! WHAT!? http://bit.ly/Zz8w6H


I’ll be performing at The Stand tomorrow at 7:30PM! I was told Janeane Garofalo is going to be a special guest! 

I’ll be performing at The Stand tomorrow at 7:30PM! I was told Janeane Garofalo is going to be a special guest! 


Are they going to crucify a Jesus bagel on it too? These Jewish people just never know when to stop.

Are they going to crucify a Jesus bagel on it too? These Jewish people just never know when to stop.